I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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