There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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