Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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