i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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