HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
