I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Randomize
