No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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