He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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