Sponge bath it is.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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