That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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