shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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