The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
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