Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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