they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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