That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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