Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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