They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
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