Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
