How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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