So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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