Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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