the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Randomize
