what day is it and did you see me today?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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