Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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