Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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