just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
