I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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