what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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