To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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