doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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