They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Randomize
