is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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