i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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