Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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