Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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