Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
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