dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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