Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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