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(734): View more from Michigan

11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad

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(613): View more from Ontario

There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that

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(805): View more from California

I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I would never do this in real life. It's only college.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?

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(318): View more from Louisiana

We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.

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