I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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