turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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