Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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