Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Randomize
