You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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