Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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