I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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