It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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