I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Randomize