You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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