He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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