She said her name was "party"
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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