ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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