I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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