At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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