Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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