ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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